Your Home Is Smarter Than Your Website. And It's Costing You $5,000+ Every Month.
You have a smart TV, smart lights, even a smart refrigerator. But your website? It just sits there like it's 1999—losing customers to competitors with smart websites that actually respond.
Find out if your website is dumb (spoiler: it probably is)
How Smart Is Your Website, Really?
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Can your website talk to visitors instantly?
Your Website Intelligence Score
The Silent Business Killer: Unanswered Leads
Here is the brutal truth: 78% of customers buy from the first business that responds. If your website is just a digital brochure that relies on a "Contact Us" form, you aren't just slow. You're invisible.
- Customers hate waiting for email replies
- Voicemail is where leads go to die
- Competitors with chat widgets are stealing your lunch
See What Your Dumb Website Is Costing You
Adjust the sliders to see how much money you're leaving on the table every month without Smarty, your AI employee.
Calculate Your AI Revenue Potential
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Tip: Most service jobs fall between $300–$2,000.
AI Chatbot monthly bookings
Monthly bookings from website chat
= 8 bookings × $850
AI Voice Receptionist monthly bookings
Monthly bookings from phone calls
= 6 bookings × $850
AI Outbound Caller monthly bookings
Monthly bookings from outreach
= 4 bookings × $850
You're Losing Every Month
That's $183,600 every year.
Based on 18 missed bookings every month.
Website Chat Lost
$6,800/mo
Missed Calls Lost
$5,100/mo
Slow Follow‑Up Lost
$3,400/mo
Where the money disappears:
If Smarty costs $400–$600/mo, you're still up 10x–15x on ROI.
78% pick the first responder
If you wait even an hour, they've already hired someone else.
Speed beats “human touch”
Instant answers close deals. Silence loses them forever.
One missed job pays for Smarty
Most clients recoup the investment within the first week.
Turn Your Dumb Website Into A
24/7 Sales Machine
We install a smart layer over your existing site. It captures leads, texts them instantly, and books appointments while you sleep.
Instant SMS Response
The second a lead comes in, your website texts them back. No humans required.
Auto-Booking Engine
Qualified leads can book time directly on your calendar. You just show up.
Review Automation
Automatically ask happy customers for 5-star reviews to boost your SEO.
Smart Chat Agent
The Always-On Website Greeter
Visitor lands on your site at 9 PM. Normally, they'd leave. Now, your Smart Chat pops up, answers their specific pricing questions accurately, and books the appointment directly into your calendar.
- Greets visitors within 3 seconds
- Answers pricing/service FAQs
- Books directly to your calendar
Smart Voice Receptionist
The Phone Answerer That Never Sleeps
Phone rings while you're having dinner with your family. Instead of generic voicemail (which loses the lead), the Smart Receptionist answers professionally, takes their info, answers questions, and books the job.
- Answers professionally 24/7
- Sounds completely human
- Captures 12-18 extra bookings/mo
Incoming Call...
Handled by Smart Receptionist
"Thanks for calling Miller Electric. I can definitely help schedule that repair. Does Tuesday at 2 PM work for you?"
Leads contacted within 1 min are 391% more likely to convert.
Smart Follow-Up System
Speed Demon That Responds in Seconds
Someone fills out your form on Saturday afternoon, while you are coaching your son's soccer game. Your smart system contacts them 47 seconds later via text or call, qualifies them, and books the appointment before they can even click on a competitor's site.
- Contacts new leads within 60 seconds
- Follows up intelligently until they reply
- 40-60% higher conversion rates
Watch Smarty Work
Experience Smarty in Action — Call Now
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What Your Life Looks Like With a Smart Website
Imagine if your website actually worked as hard as you do...
Freedom: Your Phone Stops Controlling You
It's 7:30 PM. You're at dinner. Phone buzzes. Not an emergency—just a notification: "New $8,500 job booked." You smile and go back to eating.
- Silence your phone without guilt
- Sleep through the night
Effortless Growth: Calendar Fills Itself
You wake up Monday. Pour coffee. Open calendar. Eight new appointments you didn't book. All qualified. You didn't lift a finger.
- Leads come in 24/7
- Growth happens automatically
Competitive Advantage: You Win on Speed
Your competitor responds 6 hours later. Your smart website contacted the lead in 47 seconds. You win. Not because you're better, but because you're smarter.
- Compete with the big guys
- Steal customers from slow competitors
Financial Reality: Hard Work Pays Off
You've been working 60-hour weeks. Now your bank account shows it. +$3,200 Month 1. +$8,900 Month 6. That's $100k/year you were previously losing.
- Invest in your business
- Grow without working more hours
Before (Dumb Website)
- Stressed about missed calls
- Calendar has gaps
- Exhausted from 60-hour weeks
After (Smart Website)
- Peace of mind (handled)
- Calendar consistently full
- Working smarter, not harder
But If Your Website Stays Dumb...
We need to be honest with you about what happens if nothing changes.
Six Months From Now:
Your competitors have all figured it out. One by one, they're making their websites smart. They're responding in 60 seconds. You're responding in 6 hours.
Every time you see a smart thermostat in someone's home, you think: "I upgraded my house, but not my business."
The Math That Haunts You
You're losing 15-20 leads per month.
$45k - $75k
Lost Revenue This Year
Money gone because:
- × Couldn't answer at 9 PM
- × Responded too slowly
- × Tech stuck in 1999
If You Stay Dumb
- × Lose $50k-$94k this year
- × Watch competitors pull ahead
- × Keep working 60-hour weeks
- × Fall further behind in tech
If You Get Smart
- ✓ Capture $36k-$96k this year
- ✓ Dominate your local market
- ✓ Work smarter, not harder
- ✓ Build a scalable business
"The gap gets wider every single day. Which side do you want to be on?"
Don't Take Our Word For It. Take Theirs.
Service businesses across industries are turning their dumb websites into their best salespeople with Smarty.
"YourDumbWebsite solved my biggest problem - missed calls equals missed money. Our AI answers 24/7, books appointments automatically, and we've seen a 30% increase in new patient bookings. I'm never going back to the old way."
"We were missing calls during lunch and after 5 PM. Now our AI catches them all. Added $12K in new patient revenue in the first month. Wish I'd done this years ago."
"We were losing high-ticket clients because we couldn't answer phones during treatments. A missed call for lip filler is $800 gone. A missed call for body contouring? $3,500 lost. YourDumbWebsite's AI stopped the bleeding."
Stop Paying For a Dumb
Website.
You've upgraded everything else in your life. Your website is next.
The Old Way
The Smart Way
Built for Local Business Owners Stuck With Dumb Websites
You’ve watched every other part of your life get smarter—phones, homes, cars. Your website should be next.
This is for business owners who:
Contractors (High Call Volume)
- • Plumbers – no more missed emergency calls at midnight
- • Electricians – 24/7 booking for urgent repairs
- • HVAC – smart outreach when temperatures spike
- • Kitchen & Bath Remodeling – instant quote responses
- • Roofing – storm-response automation
- • Solar Installation – qualification automation
Professional Services
- • Lawyers – smart intake + qualification 24/7
- • Accountants – automated appointment scheduling
- • Consultants – intelligent lead qualification
- • Real Estate Agents – instant property inquiries
- • Insurance Agents – quote requests handled instantly
Health & Wellness
- • Dentists – smart appointment booking and reminders
- • Chiropractors – after-hours emergency response
- • Salons & Spas – 24/7 scheduling when clients book at night
- • Med Spas – service explanations and consultation booking
- • Gyms – membership inquiries and tour scheduling
Home Services
- • Cleaning & Landscaping – instant booking and rescheduling
- • Pest Control – emergency response automation
- • Water/Fire Restoration – 24/7 emergency handling
- • Moving Services – instant quotes and scheduling
- • Handyman & Remodeling – multi-service explanation
Industry averages after going smart:
Contractors
25-40% increase in booked jobs
Professional Services
30-50% faster sales cycle
Health & Wellness
40-60% reduction in no-shows
Home Services
35-55% increase in seasonal revenue
Join the movement
Join hundreds of local businesses transforming their dumb websites into intelligent revenue engines powered by Smarty.
Here's what happens next
Smart Chatbot: 24/7 Website Assistant
Instant responses, pricing answers, and appointment booking directly from your website conversations.
$999 one-time setup fee
Smart Voice Receptionist: Never Miss a Call
Professional call answering around the clock that books appointments and handles FAQs like a seasoned pro.
$999 one-time setup fee
Smart Outbound Caller: Lightning-Fast Follow-Up
Contacts new leads within 60 seconds and keeps the conversation going until the job is booked.
$999 one-time setup fee
Real-Time Notifications
Instant alerts when appointments are booked or critical conversations need your attention.
Priceless
These bonuses eliminate the need for extra software subscriptions—every conversation channel and reputation tool is baked into your Smarty plan.
🎁 Automated Review Management
Automatic review requests after every job, instant AI-crafted responses, and reputation monitoring on every platform.
$299/mo · Yours Free
🎁 Conversational AI Texting & Social Messaging
Two-way SMS, Facebook Messenger, and Instagram DM support so you never miss a lead—no matter where they reach out.
$499/mo · Yours Free
Limited-Time Founder Gift
Claim the bonuses while they're still bundled. Activate your account this month and they stay free as long as you're a Smarty client.
Complete Package
Everything You Need to Turn Leads into Booked Jobs
Your Investment
after $2,997 one-time setup
- No website rebuild needed
- Smart in 72 hours
- 30-day money-back guarantee
- Cancel anytime
* 100% Secure & Safe Payments
The "Not Dumb" Guarantee
Try our Smart System for 30 days. If you don't generate more leads, book more appointments, and save time, we will refund every penny. No questions asked.
Smart Questions
Honest answers about upgrading your business.